JJUUUCCCEEE

I have never formally introduced Juce. So here he is:

JUUCCEEE

His real (Psshh..."Real") name is Justin. But not even my mom calls him by that horrid name. His parents (from Egypt) were taking a vacation in Canada, and Boom: he was born. Now he lives in the United States. WWEEIIRRDDD...

Juce doesn't understand a lot of things. Like how if you had $2,000, the first thing you would do would NOT be buying a Macbook. For some reason he's obsessed with Macbooks, and pretty much all Apple products. 

What else...what else. Oh yeah... He thinks that a song wouldn't sound different if you removed the bass. *Facepalm*

I'm gunna go ahead and post the examples JUST for Juce. Not anyone else.

 really Juce?

[all bass!] Mostly bass

Enough? NEVAH!!!!

For those of you who can actually hear the bass, good, you're not deaf. And if you can't, your ear sucks and you don't deserve to listen to how great the bass sounds.

And for you Juce...get Street Fighter. Cuz you got that new iPod touch like on the weekend, so use it!

I should talk about real life now. Because Juce is just a...thing..not real.

I want a 5 string fretless bass, because you know how annoying it is to get to the 4th fret of the "G" string and then not be able to play a 5th string instead. GAH! Fretless basses also sound a LOT nicer.
Mah Bass?!

Hmm...I would show you the stats for my blog, but they're probably changing right as you're looking at them. I know! I'll play the "Find that one page on Wikipedia by clicking on other pages and eventually getting to the page you're looking for" game. That'll be fun.

Unfortunately, I can't record it. So I'll tell you my status on it.
Let's go for :Robert Plant


Starting at: Hennadiy Perepadenko
Click On: Footballer
Click On: Ball
Dang, it refers to a soccer ball. Let's keep going
Click On:1970
This is going NOWHERE!
Click On: El Salvador
Click On: Central American Independence
Click On: New Spain
Click On: Baja California
Click On: California
Gah. I don't like history. Just get me to something good D:
Click On: The Beach Boys
Click On: Rock And Roll Hall of Fame
Click On (Gets Really Really Really excited): Led Zeppelin
Click On: Robert Plant


That's all Folks