Tone

Tone doesn't work on the Internet. That's why it sucks when people are reading this out loud. Like today, for some reason my dad decided to open up my blog. He read it like it was a combination of an action story and an informative paper. Which really sucked. So if you're reading this, and it kinda starts sounding like that, read it in a monotone.
But you have to read it out loud in a monotone, so it's harder. If you mess up, restart 2 sentences before. That way you can master your monotone.

Why do I have French as a keyboard on my iPod? I never put it there, and I don't like French, so I must delete it at once. All my other keyboards are logical (Japanese, Thai language thing, Russian), so how did French get there? Weird.

Let's mess with accents. You MUST stress
The syllable with the accent mark no matter what.
Hí gúys. Whát'sá háppéníñg? (yés pléásé sáy thé ñ córréctly!)

Forgot about the monotone? Do it again!!!

According to drum terms, a "paradiddlediddle" and "chigadugchug" are normal. In my bass-y whole note music, it's at least du-dududu (the dududu being eigth notes) and at most a 4 measure tied whole note.

Monotone still? If not do it again!!!!!

Today it actually rained!!! That isn't normal. Sooo weird! (although this would be an excited tone, read it in a FREAKING MONOTONE!!!)

Steve Jobs was becoming less useful. At first, he might've been good for Apple, but people didn't really need him after the iPhone 4. But it's still a death, and you don't just ignore a death of a person that you might not even like. It was right after the keynote too, which sucks. I'm typing this on my ipod too, so Jobs did do some good.This will probably become old news on Friday. Meh.

I need a SFIV poster. For Jon's beautiful (not sarcasm, monotone) youth room. Then the wall will glimmer with the awesomeness of Ryu and Gen, but Rufus can NEVER be in any picture. By now I'm talking about Ssfiv. There's a difference. Yeah.

Now, if you read the WHOLE post in a monotone, and didn't need reminders, then give yourself a high-five. If you gave yourself a high-five, but failed, you suck, and don't deserve anything. NADA!!!!!