My Bass you say? It's almost complete. Just need to paint it...more...and more...and more.
Right now, I'm listening to some smooth jazz on Pandora. They have a radio for that. It's almost like saying "There's an app for that!", except without the lame tone of the professional guy who announces it on my moving-picture box.
What is a good thing to talk about. MY FEELINGS.
Today I was happy. Then I went into English class. I became overwhelmingly depressed, because that class is useless and boring. Then I went to World History. I became overwhelmingly excited, because of the random crap that we do in there, and that the teacher probably makes the lessons for people with really short attention spans. Then I went to math. It was only today that I became overwhelmingly annoyed, because there were about 3 people in the class who understood what the teacher was saying (including me) and repetitive examples took up the whole class period. Then I went to chemistry. I became overwhelmingly confused. More boring stuff, and confusing explanations about how the periodic table works. Then Lunch, where I became overwhelmingly creeped-out. I'll talk about that later. Then I went to Spanish, where I overwhelmingly laughed at the people who still pronounced words the "English Way", where you don't use any accent at all. Then I went to band, where I just overwhelmingly wanted to leave the whole time.
I was eating lunch, when all of a sudden a strange blue napkin-like object obstructed my hand from moving to the chips. What could this horrible object be?! Oh, my mom just wrote me a note say- wwwwaaaaiiittt...
Apparently, 2 girls that go to Huntington, across the whole freaking city, decided to write me a note in my lunch that contained sign language and Taylor Lautner. Freak.
No more Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars: Oats 'N Honey in the house. No more exciting snacks during the day.
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What if I spray painted a blue dot on the back of my dog's head. It probably wouldn't annoy the dog, but it would make some animal freaks go crazy, and try to sue me.
Random Lady Who Likes Dogs (RLWLD):"Your...your..your dog has a blue spot on it's head. It must have some unknown disease not known to anyone! It could spread, like AIDS! I must report this at once"
Puts CONE OF SHAME on Dog's head.
Me: "Get out of here creepy lady, that "unknown disease" is just some decoration that makes my dog look twenty times more expensive!"
RLDWLD: "Get your hands off of this precious creature, it clearly has something wrong with it!"
Shoves me away from Dog while forcing Dog towards herself
Me: There's always been something wrong with that dog! Look at it!
RLDWLD: Shaddup boy! Now if you don't mind me I shall be showing this "dog" to its new home, in the laboratory for testing.
Me: "Get outa here lady. And gimme my dog too. Or I'll rip out your intestines and tie them to your neck, and use them as a leash so you can be my pet. Then, I'll take out your liver for around 2 minutes, which is all I need, and put it back after I'm done."
Grabs lady's stomach and pretends to start ripping her insides out
RLDWLD: My word boy, YOU probably need lab testing too, I mean you'r---
Me: You know what lady? Grabs her stomach a second time, this time squeezing it harder, and grabbing the outline of where her intestines would be. Get out of here RIGHT NOW. If you don't, I'll rip out your intestines bla bla bla, and then eat YOUR dog.
RLDWLD: Not MY dog, you can have my intestines, but NOT my dog!
Runs out screaming, while ripping out her own intestines.
Me: Starts to paint whole dog. Now this is awesome. Picks up lady's intestines, and wraps them around dog.
THE END
Now for a picture or something, just to make all of this look nice.
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