Fortune cookie ingredients:
Bla,bla,bla,bla F,D,&C Yellow No. 5&6.
Great job. You have created an ingredient that no (real) person can understand.
Some people don't know what "Original" means. They speak perfect English, and are at least 15 years old.
I'm just making random stuff up. Well, it's all true, but it's random. Not made up.
I was playing the wikipedia game, and there was nearly NO way to get to tetris. Not Russia, and eventually within 20 Clicks after "video games".
Some ladies at the costume store gave us a free cd for donating to something. So I guess it would be a $5 cd, because that's how much we donated. Anyways, the girls explained that some creative guy had created it, and that it was the scariest Halloween cd that they had ever heard.
We put it in the car, not really knowing what to expect. Suddenly some creepy guy announces that the cd is really creepy, and the cd starts the first track. Some baby crying with ambient noises in the background.
Lame. 2nd track: some guy saying words backwards with heartbeats in the background. Lame. 3rd track: stereotypical Halloween piano playing. For 3 minutes. Really?
Eventually we just went through the whole cd, skipping the stupid songs (mostly all of them)
What if some penguin just walked into your bedroom, and started glaring at you. Then you woke up, and boom! A penguin! Yeah.
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