Rules of the New Society.

Today lets teach you the ways of the future world. These will be called the "Blake Laws."

1. You must not leave your house without permission of someone of importance
1. Someone of importance is acquainted with me, either hired, friend, or family. 
2. If you own a device that can play any of the games listed below, you must play them
1. Superbrothers Sword and Sworcery (iPod/phone/pad [from now on shall be called "iDevices"])
2. Enviro-bear 2000/2010 (for computer and iDevices)
3. Mountain Base (eventually in development)
4. Just Cause 2
5. Some other stuff
3. You must do whatever someone of higher social status commands you to do under my name.
4. Help me assassinate my few, specific targets. This includes if your name begins with the letters "Ser", and ends with the letters "inh," and you live nearby. 
5. Attempt to get rid of stupidity.
1. For example: Punish anyone who asks "how do you spell Blake."
1. First, you must give a sarcastic answer like "Braic"
2. Then, take out your whip and beat them. Not too hard though.
6. Bring me all the records that I request. 
1. If I request the record "Cats," you must not take the copy that everyone must keep within their household. You MUST go out, and buy a new one at any nearby store. 
1. Every store MUST carry the record "Cats"
2. Every person MUST own the record "Cats"
3. Every household must have at least one (1) record player, with at least one (1) copy of each replacement part.
7. Basic rules of grammar must be attempted.
1. If you have no reason to NOT speak fluent English, you may only make four (4) obvious mistakes for every two (2) days.
1. If you go past the limit, you MUST report to the BCP (Blake Controlled Police) to confess.
1. If not, you will be hunted down, and punished, and a personal tracker and voice recorder will be embedded in your skin, to make sure no other mistakes are made.
2. You may be beaten too, if you have gone past five (5) grammar mistakes.
2. If you do NOT speak fluent English, you must either:
1. Have a translator
2. Speak Spanish
8. YOU MUST OBEY WHAT YOUR LEADER COMMANDS YOU TO DO!
1. If you haven't figured out who your leader is, it's me.
9. Act like it's an Anarchy, with a leader. That'll probably make it more fun too.
10. New rules may be added sometime, I'm just too lazy to think of stuff.

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