Jibberish

I can't seem to think of posts. So, I shall post udder rubbish.

Or something else.
Or go to bed.

Once, there was a man named Jason. He listened to a side of Face Value before starting his resume about being in Hairspray.
There was a child named Phillip. He was the same age as Jason. He decided to waste his life in various ways.

Then a wizard came up to a group of people. He snarled at them, and cast a spell. Now they cannot say a word for the rest of the night. I was one of the members of th-