Weird...

I got a Cat Scan today. I was chained to a steel, cold bed while slowly inching towards the glowing machine. "Breath in and hold!" it declared in a low, booming voice. I did as it commanded. Hopefully no trouble today.
"Breath normally" it buzzed. This process was repeated a second time, still with the same tone.
The third time...well...
The machine brought me a in a little further this time. While I was inching towards the tube, the machine started buzzing. The insides started spinning rapidly, and blades shot out from the edges, nearly touching my skin. The lights flickered off and a small red alarm sounded, causing a worker to hit the emergency shut off button.
"We so sorry, so sorry! This is not suppose to happen to you guys yet! We so sorry!"
And there, I awkwardly strolled out as if nothing had happened.

Some drunk lady named her kid "Zaxen."