Friday, May 18, 2012

Yadirf

You know those fat people next to you who just pull out 5 bags of cheetos and eat them all within 5 minutes while everything else is completely quiet? Yeah. What a fatty.

If you click next blog, you might notice something. BUT DON'T DO IT NOW.
There's a chance that it's some family blog, or some random lady that posts pictures of her family or baby pictures. Then there's a chance that it might be a beer related blog. Because when I clicked next blog about 5 or 6 times, 4 of them were beer related blogs, one was about a family, and the other one was deleted.

And after 39 more clicks...

Weirdo Moms/Family: 6
Business: 9
Art: 10
What the...?!: 5
Food: 1
General Stuff: 4
Beer: 1
Music: 3

2 of them repeated at least 5 times in a row.
After I got out of the loop, somebody decided it would be enjoyable to play some crappy slow piano music at the bottom of their blog and advertise "swagbucks" at the top.
I counted some blog about someone's freak dog as their family too, because they seemed lonely.
So far, most of them are written by women.
A music blog was in Spanish. Amazing, except they were screamo. Freaks
One of them didn't have a next blog button, but it was for SURE a blogger blog. GAH
One had 2 posts, both in Italian.
There was one where it had a list of all their friends. I clicked on one of them, and it said "This account has been deleted, you may take this username and post with it if you like." I might just go do some work...
Hearing loss...They seem obsessed with cats.
And now the internet breaks, so I have to finish this post quickly.

The majority of these were posts made by women, which were, in my opinion, the least interesting. So, if you just happen to pass by and notice that your blog is resembled in one of the descriptions, be glad that someone actually read it.
I can't believe (as of now) I have over 1,500 pageviews. Some of these freaks scare me. The only way you can find this is the nextblog button too, I assume.

SO, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, NO MATTER HOW WEIRD AND STRANGER-LIKE YOU ARE, PLEASE COMMENT.



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