Blake...I've always wanted to tell you

I love this dog. But other people wanna kick it? What do I doooo?
Well, that means it's some cute, small dog. As long as it doesn't have short hair, then go ahead. Buy it, or steal it. Just don't kick it (unless, of course, it's ugly and doesn't have much fur).
And kick a big fat stupid dog into stupid people's faces.