How to make Brownies in 6 EASY steps

Lets talk about something most people care about.
Nothing.
Usually they're how-to guides though, so I'll make one about making brownies.

1. You buy a box of brownies. They're all pretty tasty, so it doesn't really matter which one you buy. 
2. Eat the brownies. The magic brownie factory has already made some for you.

I don't think that's right.

1. You buy a box of brownie MIX. They're all pretty tasty, so it doesn't really matter which one you buy.
2. You put the brownie mix in the oven for the amount of time it says on the box. Usually this is at least seven hours.
3. You take it out and you have something that resembles a brownie.

Lets try again.

1. You buy a box of brownie mix again. You should probably buy the same one you bought last time, in order to keep consistency.
2. You follow the directions on the box. Usually you need 2 eggs or so. The hardest part is remembering to crack the eggs. People don't like egg shells in their brownies for some reason. 
3. Put the rest of the ingredients in. I like to add something random, like rat poison, to my mix to add some nice flavors.
4. Mix and mix and mix and mix and mix and mix until it becomes like a liquid. 
5. THEN you finally put it in the magic heat machine (Some people call this the OVEN) and wait however long the box tells you to wait for. 
6. When you take the brownies out of the magic heat machine, make sure to eat the brownies after putting a couple ice packs on them. The magic heat machine made them super hot, so the brownies might ignite a couple things if you don't cool them down.

Enjoy.
They should look something like this: