Monday, September 3, 2012

Tonight's news

5 rappers were in some car. They all got out their iPhones and started tweeting, "Yolo, speeding at about 120 on the highway, drifting corners, and running red lights with swag. This is the lif- FLIP FLIP FLIP SMASH FLIP FLIP SMASH BOOOM!" You really only do live once you fools.

There was this kid with down syndrome in New York, playing with his hat waiting for the plane home. Suddenly a rapper at the entrance to the plane was like, "Let you on? No can do. That kid's too disturbing". The kid started eating his hat while the kid's parents started screaming at the rapper. They took out their iPhones and started videotaping the conversation so they could sue the airplane company. Their reasons or their kid being able to fly were, "He went onstage at a Journey concert. Sheesh dude, just let him on the freakin plane!". So they let them on the plane, but forced them in the back sitting with no one else.
I'd be quite content sitting near no one else. It would be better than first class; no one to bother you, no one to get in your way, no super loud conversations, ect...
The theme here is not that stupid people end up losing. It's that bad things happen when rappers are present. Silly rappers. Rappers rapping about rappers opening wrappers.

Also, I gave 7,000 grains of rice to someone today. That's enough to feed one person
All you have to do is go to http://www.freerice.com
And answer questions. Every correct answer gives 10 grains of rice, and you can choose different categories.

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