What do you do daily?

I've had some fan questions. One reads, "How do you do life?"
Well, to answer that, I'll explain my day. I think I do life pretty well, and everyone should base their ideals off of mine.

First: I wake up. Nothing really exciting there. Then I take a shower. Then I blow dry my hair, and maybe even brush it in a funky way. Then I eat some cereal, like Recess Puffs or something, maybe even some Cinnamon Toast Crunch or something. Both of the cereal brands make me want to throw up, but I continue to eat out of their amazingly delightful taste.
Then I bike my way to school. Usually, I don't drink any water from the time I have dinner from the previous night until the time I get to school, so I feel really weird when I'm biking. Hmmmm... I should fix that.
Then I just go through classes. All of them...are weird. I enjoy watching and pretending I'm some type of sociologist or something. Everyone's incredibly strange and I wish I could video tape them without distracting them from their normal habitat.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I don't really know how to depict my day in school, so just imagine something.

Then, I get home after a wonderful day and drink a nice perfect smoothie or shake. And then I do homework or something, which is followed by the computer, or dinner, or something boring. I'm sooo perfect.
Everyone should follow my model. If you use this general guideline, then act exactly like me, you'll live a perfect life exactly like me. Well, mostly perfect.