Lately

Lately, I've been doing too much of two things that I shouldn't be doing. The first is putting on eyeliner (3 times in the past 2 weeks), and the second is watching mindless reality tv.

Reality tv is strange. It has some strange type of appeal, and the only reason I (and probably many other people) watch it is for the suspense. Imagine this:
You've just finished your 7th beer, and are on your way home in your small Prius. Suddenly, a blur of a light pole comes racing toward you and suddenly a commercial comes on.
Commercial ends.
Then you hit the pole, your ugly little Prius explodes, and you're taken to the hospital. Climactic music builds up as the doctors are about to reconstruct your unrecognizable face, and bam, another commercial.
They fix your face. The end.
Now, imagine that spreading out for a 30 minute or even an hour interval, with southern people blabbering about their mosquito problems and trying to get really good deals on tractors. Most of the exciting parts are cut out to make room for them southern folk, and you only get a total of a 5 minute glimpse of the interesting situation with the Prius.
Because the stupid man driving his stupid car was so interesting, you've just wasted about 30-60 minutes of your life.
I mean, who really wants to watch people bid on storage units and sell what they've found?

I don't know if this makes any sense at all, and if it doesn't, then please ask questions in the comments. I'm too lonely without your comments.