PM-8300 SFX Studio Pro.

Sound Fx. Echo. Equalizer.

I found this thing for a pretty reasonable price at some store. It was behind a giant rack of preamps, and was completely covered in cobwebs and dust.
After a quick search online, I found that the things related to this are around 500 bucks, but this mysteriously hid itself from google's all-knowing eyes (or at least for 5 minutes it did).

But yeah. Yeah? I can manipulate these sound effects to sound really strange, and this would be perfect for some type of dj. But, I'm not a dj, so who even cares.

Let me describe the situation to you.
I pulled up to a parking spot next to about 5 other cars, but the parking line things were cut off, so I just had to guess where to park. I ended up walking into Neal's Music, a super sketchy cool awesome weird funky store where new and used music gear is sold. I suspiciously wandered around the stacks of amplifiers and keyboards into a section with towers of preamps and records on the walls. I started looking around, and wondering if I should get one of the preamps on the mighty towers surrounding me. Luckily, there was a bit of room behind them, so I walked to the other side of the tower and looked at the backs to see if they had the inputs and outputs I was looking for.
Well, this super dust covered thing caught my eye, and I immediately stole bought it.
Yay.
The end.
I'll post samples of cool stuff I do with this later. I'm pretty sure this thing's from the 80's or something too, because all of the sound effects seem to be from 80's video games or something. Well, goodnight.