It's SCIENCE!

Today, I went to the 99cent store to buy some soda for a bottle rocket experiment that is going to be performed at my school. Unfortunately, the store only had reasonable sodas in three-liter bottles and one-liter bottles, so I picked out some Mexican soda that no one had heard of ever.
I twisted off the top and started drinking some as fast as I could. My brothers helped, but we only made it through about 75% of the first bottle. I wanna throw up now guys.

NEVER
BUY
SKETCHY
SODA

That's more than 2 liters

And resembles the actual color of the soda. I don't even think it was soda either. I don't even think it was a beverage. I don't even think it was made for consumption. I don't even think it should exist!

But it's all for the better guys. I mean, it's science! What can't we do with science? Science fuels our education, lives, and some other things that I can't think of right now because that beverage thing gave me a nasty headache. Well science, you can have your nasty soda back.

Edit: My body is trying to make me throw up, an I have a horrible headache and feel really dizzy. Gah, I'm constantly getting these hiccup-like gag things that makes me nearly throw up...and the horrible stench from the drink thing is putting a horrible taste in my mouth. Please please PLEASE don't ever buy this stuff.

Edit2: whoops, threw up. Hehe!