The Bowls

I don't even know what to post right now. I spent most of the day sitting down, and over 4 hours watching some type of cinematic production. The other part of the day was spent editing stuff, and running around thinking of something to do.

But, today I went to Nordstrom. No, Macy's. Same thing. Some lady came up to me as I was exiting and asked what I needed. Immediately my sidekick said "Bowls", because, in fact, we probably did need bowls in my residency. So, the lady turns to me and starts asking the specifics. "Which types of bowls would you like, flat or deep? What color and which size: big, small, medium", and she started making hand motions to indicate the descriptions of the different styles of bowls. "Orange bowls," I sarcastically declared, "We need them to eat our elegant cereal from."
So, the lady led us over to the fiesta section. This section had normal looking bowls, except all of them were coloured in a funky manner. I mean, who wants lime green bowls normally. Now, the saleswoman in the lady started coming out.
"These bowls are made in America. They look great, and as you can see, these extremely bright colors aren't really that bright! We can order these bowls in any color, but if you want something really fancy then let me show you these really fancy bowls." She headed toward another table with another style of bowls on them. For some reason, all of them had tiny holes in them. The holes were on the bottom. "You may like these types of bowls too!" she screamed.

So, after the lady started trailing on about her obsession with Macy's bowls, my sidekick and I left the store while my mom was still trying on different boots. The end.