Working for Nice People

So, this weekend I worked for nice people. I cut their trees and raked their leaves in return for food and mediocre shelter.
And when I got back, I found a nice microphone in the mail, ready for opening and soldering together and stuff. But, I don't know how to solder or read the instructions that were given to me to assemble this. Yay!
That's just a small update. I'm ready for this boring month to end. I mean, who even likes March?!