Mothers day today

Today's mothers day. So, I'll detail to you the adventure that took place to get my mom her jewelry cabinet in a really short paragraph as quickly as possible

So we were driving and went to a bunch of store which were all out of jewelry cabinets. So one lady recommended that we went to Sears, so we went to sears. The weirdo cross-eyed lady told us where to find the jewelry cabinets, but they were all stupid trees so we headed toward Macy's. On the way, an evil cave beckoned us in with it's mysterious glow and sarcophaguses rested against the walls along with mini statues of different dragons and sorcerers. Knights armour rested on racks and swords on shelves and an evil witch greeted us with a twisted smile. Everything was crammed into the unorganized cave, and somehow we found a jewelry cabinet. The lady asked for a couple gold pieces, but we had none so we ended up running out, taking the armor and swords with us just in case of a disaster. Well, the lady shot all of her magical bolts at us, but missed and the trash cans turned into plants and cats. Eventually she sent her dragon onto us and we had to slay it with her swords and defend against it with her armor. We slayed it and took the jewelry cabinet with us to the safety of a nice van.

And then today came and it's Mother's day and I think we finally got a gift for my mom that she liked (out of the millions of years that we've done it for).

Happy mother's day!