Professional Hangman:

I've recently been playing a lot of "hanging with friends". It's basically hangman, but not as boring and bland as those other hangman apps out there. And you fall into a volcano if you lose!

After recently obtaining a record player, I decided to start collecting a couple albums. A nearly perfect condition rolling stones album for 8 bucks. Now if you don't speak English that's "Ocho Dolores", but we only speak Russian here.
Anyways, everything sounded perfect and smooth, until Phillip touched the record player. Instead of lifting the needle to change the track, he pushed it across sergeant pepper's lonely heart club band and created a horrific distorted noise. After we took the thing off, it has scratches all over it and seemed unplayable. But that wasn't Phillip's fault; it was the previous owner's. The wall's album cover was in a similar condition. The bottom of it was completely ripped off, and it was clearly affected by water damage. It played pretty nicely though, only one or two skips from what I heard.

And NO, I'm probably not gunna listen to CDs for a while. Unless if I get a cd player, then I'll figure out how to hook that up to the soundboard and test it out.

Jason said that we're becoming hipsters. I quickly responded "NO!" and that was the end of that.